| Me: | Hello? |
| Telemarketer: | Hello, is your mother home? |
| Me: | I have no mother. |
| Her: | Well can I speak to your father? |
| Me: | Yeah, which one? |
| Her: | Which one is home? |
| Me: | Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. |
| Her: | Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? |
| Me: | No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. |
| Her: | So who's Antonio? |
| Me: | I just told you, Carlos's ex. |
| Her: | So Carlos was cheating? |
| Me: | Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. |
| Her: | So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? |
| Me: | No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. |
| Her: | So Mark wasn't cheating? |
| Me: | I never said that. |
| Her: | Yes, yes you did! |
| Me: | No I didn't. |
| Her: | Y-yes! You did! |
| Me: | Did what? |
| Her: | Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye. |
| Shanghai, China |
| Pisa, Italy |
| Longkou, China |
| Brisbane, Australia |
| University Place, USA |
| Salamanca, Spain |
| Cambridge, England |
| London, England |
| Siuntio, Finland |
| Edinburg, USA |
| Huddersfield, England |
| Rendsburg, Germany |
| Cardiff, Wales |
| Bridgeport,USA |
| Groningen, The Netherlands |
| Cody, USA |
| Antwerp, Belgium |
| Greenville, USA |
| Great Falls, USA |
| Ghent, Belgium |
| Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina |
| St.John's, Canada |
| Bourgas,Bulgaria |
| Terneuzen, The Netherlands |
| Berlin, Germany |
| Frankfurt/ Main, Germany |
| Brescia, Italy |
| Enschede, The Netherlands |
| Doetinchem, The Netherlands |
| Florence, Italy |
| Oakville, Canada |
A collection of Britney Spears saying “Baby” in her songs
(Source: fifthdimension, via astounded20)
